maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“Two Weeks” by Grizzly Bear.
LOVE THIS! First heard it sampled in Acting Up by G-Eazy ft. Devon Baldwin
(: love this song
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How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.
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| Me (pronouncing synecdoche weirdly): | Sigh-neh-koh-dee-doh-dee-chodee |
|---|---|
| Alex: | Sigh-neh-koh-dee-doh-dee-chodee |
| Alex: | Seeee we can just say gibberish and pretend we know how to speak Chinese! :D |
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| Me: | I DO know how to speak Chinese. |
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| Alex: | my b |
shit alex says (she still insists she’s part Chinese)
Alex (looking at a label): OHH! No wonder I couldn’t read it. It’s in Asian.
Me:
Me:
Me:…
Me:…”It’s in Asian”…
shit alex says - just add coconuts
Me: Ah I’m so full.
Alex: Buju me too. I feel like I could birth a coconut.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Alex:
Me: wat
